- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What did death say to life? Go die

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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