Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What did death say to life? Go die

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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