A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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womens rights

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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