Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Women drivers...

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Testicles.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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