why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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KILL WHITEY

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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ecks! why zee?

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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