- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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