What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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This is an anti-joke.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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YO FACE

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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