why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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knock knock whos their a person

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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And more;

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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mental kid

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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