How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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