- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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