- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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