Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

9/11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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