A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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KILL WHITEY

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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