- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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