Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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And more;

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Pakistani news reader.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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The WNBA

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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hey, my names mark.

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mental kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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