Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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knock knock whos their a person

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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YO FACE

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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