- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

world society

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Women's Rights

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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