- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

YO FACE

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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