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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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