- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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