A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

ecks! why zee?

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

KILL WHITEY

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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