- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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