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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

long in the tooth!

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Two planes walk into an office building

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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