- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

children burning

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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