Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Republicans

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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children burning

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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