A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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long in the tooth!

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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