Whats two plus two? Miles

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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9/11.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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