- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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