- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Health food.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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