Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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the game

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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