Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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