- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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