- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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