- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too