- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

You and your parents are going to die today

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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