Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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