- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

You and your parents are going to die today

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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