- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Dusters blow stuff.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

a man walked into a bar....

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