- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

9/11

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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