- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Alchohol.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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