- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Alchohol.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Get on your knees Ho

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Penis.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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