Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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