Christianity

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Women's rights

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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