Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

VAL SUCKS

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Don't believe in Atheists.

What can make you pee? Liquid

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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