- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Christianity

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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