Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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balls

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Christianity

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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4-4-2

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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