- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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