What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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balls

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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4-4-2

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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VAL SUCKS

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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