What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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