- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Christianity

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

balls

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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