- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Vaginal secretions

say cheese

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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