- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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