Vaginal secretions

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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penis

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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